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A puny demon dodges your attack.
Your slash does UNSPEAKABLE things to a puny demon!
Your slash does UNSPEAKABLE things to a puny demon!
A puny demon is DEAD!!
[Spunky killed Upir at Cockpit of the Goblin Airship!]
A puny demon stops pulling the Relic of Knowledge.
You hear Upir's death cry.
Death arrives out of nowhere.
'This really is pointless, how many times more am I going to have to take you back?' says Death.
Death taps Upir's corpse three times with his scythe.
SpuNK! <4117hp 4991sp 3275mv 28 flee east
You aren't fighting anyone.
SpuNK! <4117hp 4991sp 3275mv 28 flee east
You aren't fighting anyone.
SpuNK! <4117hp 4991sp 3275mv 28 flee east
You aren't fighting anyone.
SpuNK! <4117hp 4991sp 3275mv 28
A pink whale starts pulling the Relic of Knowledge.
'Well then.' says Death. 'Looks like that corpse is adequately dead. Cya folks, im outta here.'
Death waves happily.
Death sinks into the ground and disappears.
SpuNK! <4117hp 4991sp 3275mv 28 look
Cockpit of the Goblin Airship - - -
(–---------------------------------------------) -<---(A)--->E
- - -
This crudely attached wooden box appears to be the main control point of
this strange contraption. Large levers jut out in all directions. A furry
chair is bolted to the floor with a small lever in front of it.
The corpse of Upir is lying here.
The relic of knowledge is here, pulled by a pink whale.
*[PK] (Translucent) (Red Aura) A pink whale is here, fighting YOU!
A pink whale is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
A pink whale is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
*[PK] (Translucent) Tommi is here, fighting YOU!
Tommi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
SpuNK! <4117hp 4991sp 3275mv 28
With amazing agility you swerve Tommi's attack.
You nimbly backflip away from Tommi's attack.
You nimbly backflip away from Tommi's attack.
You nimbly backflip away from Tommi's attack.
You nimbly backflip away from Tommi's attack.
A pink whale's wrath devastates you.
You parry a pink whale's attack.
You parry a pink whale's attack.
A pink whale's wrath devastates you.
A pink whale's pierce mauls you.
Your slash MUTILATES Tommi!
Your slash MUTILATES Tommi!
Your slash MUTILATES Tommi!
Your slash MUTILATES Tommi!
Tommi dodges your attack.
Tommi has quite a few wounds.
SpuNK! <3429hp 4991sp 3271mv 28 flee east
You attempt to flee!
Inside the Goblin Airship - - -
(–---------------------------------------------) W<---(A)--->-
- - -
The inside of this strange contraption is definitely not made for
comfort. The walls are solid metal with small slits wide enough to see out.
Small goblin sized seats have been roughly nailed to the corrigated
flooring. A faint smell of vomit lingers.
The pilot of Goblin Airship sits here pulling levers frantically.
The pilot is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
You flee from combat!
SpuNK! <3429hp 4991sp 3271mv 28 sneak
You attempt to move silently.
You successfully move into a sneaking position.
SpuNK! <3429hp 4991sp 3275mv 28 w
cast sleep red
Cockpit of the Goblin Airship - - -
(-----------------------------------------------) -<---(A)--->E
- - -
This crudely attached wooden box appears to be the main control point of
this strange contraption. Large levers jut out in all directions. A furry
chair is bolted to the floor with a small lever in front of it.
The corpse of Upir is lying here.
The relic of knowledge is here, pulled by a pink whale.
*[PK] (Translucent) (Red Aura) A strange long pink fish slithers through the water.
is here, pulling the Relic of Knowledge.A pink whale is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
A pink whale is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
*[PK] (Translucent) Tommi the Loner of Sentience is here.
Tommi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
SpuNK! <3429hp 4991sp 3275mv 28 You begin to speak the words of the spell…
SpuNK! <3429hp 4991sp 3275mv 28
You have completed your casting.
A pink whale goes to sleep.
SpuNK! <3429hp 4976sp 3275mv 28 slit red
You slit a pink whale's throat in cold blood!
A pink whale stops pulling the Relic of Knowledge.
You hear Redraven's death cry.
[Spunky killed Redraven at Cockpit of the Goblin Airship!]
You gossip 'SpunK! told you ..slaughter'
Redraven gossips 'Killer hehe, sleep slit isnt slaughter, it is cheap'
SpuNK! <3429hp 4976sp 3275mv 28 gos fun aint it?
You gossip 'SpunK! fun aint it?'
SpuNK! <3429hp 4976sp 3275mv 28 gos that's what happens when you build a form to help kill me
You gossip 'SpunK! that's what happens when you build a form to help kill me'
SpuNK! <3561hp 4991sp 3275mv 28
Redraven gossips 'Killer just got the form to try to stay alive,, if u hadnt attacked, we would have'
You gossip 'SpunK! lol well you knew i was gonna attack you silly boy'
You gossip 'SpunK! ill put my relic back where it was now'
The pilot of the Goblin Airship says 'This is goblin eagle, reporting to Goblin Tower, commencing take off from Plith!'
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You tell a unicorn colt '*pats* didn't your mother ever tell you not to stick nails in your ears? :P'
A unicorn colt tells you 'actually, it never came up :p'
You tell a unicorn colt 'imagine that!'
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You have completed your casting.
Fish on a stick is infused with poisonous vapors.
SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0
Ertai eats a large chocolate cookie.
SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0
[AUCTION] No bids on a chocolate eclair - item removed.
SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0 give fish ert
Riane gossips 'hey now!'
You give fish on a stick to Ertai.
SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0
Ertai says, 'nyah nyah'
SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0 say eat fish!
You exclaim, 'eat fish!'
SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0
( 2) Lunani puts a chocolate chip cookie in Lulu's Completely Useless Food Collection.
( 1) Lunani puts a big yummy cookie in Lulu's Completely Useless Food Collection.
SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0
[AUCTION] Arkain has put a blackened claw up for auction. The minimum bid is 500000.
SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0
Jazelle gossips '*Sweet* very good kind'
SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0
'I'm impervious to your poison!' exclaims Ertai. 'I eat coffins'
SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0
Ertai eats fish on a stick.
Ertai chokes and gags.
SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0 laugh
You fall down laughing.
SpuNK! <4138hp 5001sp 3300mv 0
Ertai shivers and suffers.
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Spyke gossips 'how do u use holy wrath '
You gossip 'SpunK! automatic'
SpuNK! <4138hp 5004sp 3300mv 40
An acrid fungus has arrived.
SpuNK! <4138hp 5004sp 3300mv 40
Inimical gossips 'it's latent'
SpuNK! <4138hp 5004sp 3300mv 40
Belmont gossips '[SiMoN] it's automatic'
SpuNK! <4138hp 5004sp 3300mv 40
Spyke gossips 'ahhh ok, thnxs'
SpuNK! <4138hp 5004sp 3300mv 40
Dylisia gossips '-)Dy(- it automatically kicks in if you are fighting an evil align mob or character'
SpuNK! <4138hp 5004sp 3300mv 40
Inimical gossips 'or if you try to masturbate'
SpuNK! <4138hp 5016sp 3300mv 40
Dylisia gossips '-)Dy(- *tries*'
SpuNK! <4138hp 5016sp 3300mv 40
Dylisia gossips '-)Dy(- oh wait.. dammit.. um.. miss?'
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[Nimue]: oh, that's just wrong
[Nimue]: MiniErtai is too powerful for you to imitate.
[Nimue]: the Baby Ertiekins is more powerful than me :P
Muahahahahah!!!
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Samakin gossips '>>SA<< *does UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to Spunky's unmoving form*'
Samakin gossips '>>SA<< *zips his pants and walks away*'
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Red Aura) Ertai is here, fighting A Gelugon.
Ertai is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
Ertai is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) An Uklabi is here, fighting Ertai.
An Uklabi is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
An Uklabi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) An Uklabi is here, fighting Ertai.
An Uklabi is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
An Uklabi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) A Havenjuri demon is here, fighting Ertai.
A Havenjuri demon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) A Havenjuri demon is here, fighting Ertai.
A Havenjuri demon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) A Berezika is here, fighting Ertai.
A Berezika is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
(Red Aura) An Uklabi is here, fighting Ertai.
An Uklabi is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
An Uklabi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) An Uklabi is here, fighting Ertai.
An Uklabi is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
An Uklabi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) A Havenjuri demon is here, fighting Ertai.
A Havenjuri demon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) A Berezika is here, fighting Ertai.
A Berezika is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
(Red Aura) A Gelugon is here, fighting Ertai.
A Gelugon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) A Gelugon is here, fighting Ertai.
A Gelugon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) A Berezika is here, fighting Ertai.
A Berezika is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
(Red Aura) An Uklabi is here, fighting Ertai.
An Uklabi is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
An Uklabi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) A Havenjuri demon is here, fighting Ertai.
A Havenjuri demon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) A Havenjuri demon is here, fighting Ertai.
A Havenjuri demon is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) A Berezika is here, fighting Ertai.
A Berezika is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
(Red Aura) An Uklabi is here, fighting Ertai.
An Uklabi is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
An Uklabi is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
his own mobs turning against him..i told him not to call that demon a chicken lover
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I'd also like to quote all the deaths, but let's just to suffice it to say that being an Ertai area, it damned well HURT!
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*bows* They wanted a challenge and they whined when it was "too hard!" :wink: Mortals: 0 Ertai: … how many deaths was that? I would venture around 20.
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i did not whine! and i only died 2 times :D
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Zelper gossips 'well i saw the big PK by your name and thought you were hiding from that homociadal maniac'
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What happens when you help Ertai do testing
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Ertai says, 'Jaz, mount up and follow self'
You hop on a fancy tail gold fish's back.
follow jaz
You already follow yourself.
Ertai says, 'ok, now you go up alone'
Soth gossips 'mount jaz I'm sure Jazelle really wouldn't like you doing that.'
Soth gossips 'see, women just dont want me to mount them.'
Ertai gossips 'hahaha'
Soth gossips 'its a crime, i tell you.'
Ertai slays MiniErtai in cold blood!
MiniErtai's severed head plops on the ground.
You gossip '*Sweet* soth you are a perv'
Riane gossips 'yes, yes he is'
Ithilidin gossips 'mount soth Mount what?'
You gossip '*Sweet* so your Mounting MiniErtai'
'back to the overhead storage space for you' says Ertai.
Ertai sacrifices the corpse of MiniErtai to the gods.
Jexie gossips 'i just sneeze on the monitor'
You gossip '*Sweet* what does that say?'
Soth gossips 'if its any consolation, i just tried to mount ertai too.'
Jexie gossips 'lots of colors...and goo...'
Ertai gossips 'I woulda liked it. the system doesn't know me!'
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And here is what happen before the above quote
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*(Translucent) (Red Aura) Soth is resting here.
Soth is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
Soth is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
(Red Aura) Ertai of many - Spawned of All is here.
Ertai is surrounded with the burning fires of hell.
Ertai is surrounded with an aura of sanctuary.
'soth... we need to find you a mount' says Ertai.
'now you tell me :P' says Soth.
'got a particular favorite mount?' asks Ertai.
'not really' says Soth.
Soth says, 'i dont use them'
'I'll hook ya up' says Ertai.
Ertai says, 'me neither...'
Ertai has created MiniErtai!
Ertai says, 'try to mount him'
You fall down laughing.
Soth stands up.
Soth hops on MiniErtai's back.
Ertai says, 'wonderful'
Soth gossips 'You hop on MiniErtai's back.'
Ertai says, 'now one of you leads, the other follows'
You now follow Soth.
You join Soth's group.
' got that' you say.
Soth nods.
You gossip '*Sweet* you all should see this'
look mini
I shall call him MiniErtai!!
MiniErtai, stop humping the loser (Syn)
No MiniErtai, we do not gnaw on our kitties...
Rahvin sings "Just, the, two, of us!, Just the two of us!"
MiniErtai sings "You and I"
MiniErtai is being ridden by Soth.
MiniErtai is in excellent condition.
Soth asks, 'now what?'
Ertai says, 'ok... snooping you, soth'
'don't incriminate yourself :p' says Ertai.
'ok' says Soth.
'go up' says Ertai.
[2] people heard you say '*Necro 101* oh don't tell him about that time you….'
Soth grins evilly at Ertai.
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Spunky gossips 'SpunK! i got my weenie in a bottle and now i cant now i cant get it oooout'
OOC, you say: give it time it will fall off
Darigaaz gossips 'SERVBOT jebus Spunky.. we keep telling you that pepsi bottle isn't your friend'
Riane says OOC: dinner, back eventually :D
Samakin says OOC: thats kinda funny spunks
Spunky gossips 'SpunK! i switched to coke, they're better lubricated'
Samakin says OOC: there was a kid in my highschool that actually did that :P
Spunky says OOC: lol it's a weird al song
Samakin says OOC: I know.
OOC, you say: well it will fall off….I'm not talking about the bottle either.
Samakin says OOC: but his dad and my friend, his older bro, had to cut him out of the bottle :P
Spunky says OOC: ...cut
Spunky says OOC: id just leave the bottle on
Samakin says OOC: Yeah....
Spunky says OOC: no one's goin near mine with anything sharp or pointy
Laje says OOC: teeth are sharp and pointy
Spunky says OOC: i dont care if i have to look like im hung like a bull for the rest of my life
Spunky says OOC: ive yet to see extremely pointy teeth :P
Samakin says OOC: i also knew a kid in primary school who jumped off a table and landed on an upturn
ed chair....
OOC, you say: who a glass cod piece
Someone says OOC: What's the point of not having anything sharp going near it if you're never going to have sex again anyway :P
Samakin says OOC: anyway, long story short. Hosptial for 2 weeks, can't have kids
Laje says OOC: all for some cola lovin
OOC, you say: ok what if you have to pee
Someone says OOC: you never have to find a bathroom again!
OOC, you say: what will he do when the bottle is full
Laje says OOC: what does the crystal hammer do?
Samakin says OOC: Burst out with the pressure?
OOC, you say: could have a nasty rash
OOC, you say: either that or think of the back pressure
Samakin says OOC: with enough force he could punch a hole in someones chest
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The Town Crier announces 'All congratulate Xtrasp who is now level 120!!!'
Nuff said. :P
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ChaosAngel gossips '*)CA(* i say he dies just for the whine factor *teases*'
*game crashes*
see, angel gets evil, and its so powerful it breaks the game..just imagine if she actually killed someone with this power!!!!!!
*snickers*
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* <269hp 321m 449mv>
Tommi begins casting a spell…
* <269hp 321m 449mv>
Bahamut the Dragon gossips 'wooohoo!!! angel!!!'
* <269hp 321m 449mv>
Tommi has completed his casting.
* <269hp 321m 449mv>
sit
stand
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I think That CA,had a lil help from Tommi -snickers-
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Wavan] says 'The brownies, the milk, or eating at 3 AM?'
<1483hp 1430Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Wavan] says 'How is milk bad?'
<1483hp 1430Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Samakin] says '>Juju< Clogs your artieries'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Wavan] says 'And eating at 3 AM is okay'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Wavan] says 'It's skim milk'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Samakin] says '>Juju< Then you will die when the cows come in through your window and take there bloody vengence!'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Wavan] says 'XD'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Wavan] says 'Fair enough'
[Samakin] says '>Juju< All will be okey, then you'll here "Click Click Click" of hooves on your driveway'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Samakin] says '>Juju< All with be quite, and then right behind your ear….'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Samakin] says '>Juju< Moooooooo….'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Samakin] says '>Juju< AND THEN BAM'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp> ta it's true, it happened to me, i thought santa was early that year..
[2] people heard you say 'it's true, it happened to me, i thought santa was early that year..'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Samakin] says '>Juju< your someones burger'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp> ta i went outside..and they ambushed me
[2] people heard you say 'i went outside..and they ambushed me'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Samakin] says '>Juju< *Nod* i had to fight mine off with a sharpened stick and a sandal'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp>
[Wavan] says 'I wonder if my bones are indestructible'
<1483hp 1450Mp 1407Mv 994957Xp> ta i threw a george forman grill at them
[2] people heard you say 'i threw a george forman grill at them'
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'No wonder everyone wants you!' you exclaim.
You say, 'It's going to become a quest soon.'
Riane falls down laughing.
Riane says, 'i'd love to see that one :P'
'Task 4: Rescue Riane from whoring with >insertplayernamehere<.' you say.
Riane falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
'Last seen in Someone's Pants.' you say.
Riane falls to the ground and rolls around laughing hysterically.
Riane is dying laughing.
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The Town Crier announces 'Spunky has been slain by Samakin in the arena!'
Spunky gossips 'SpunK! *GASP*'
Samakin gossips '>>SA<< lol'
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Now that's a shocker! :stars:
