RE: Skits
heheh okay guys
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Drizzt in the ER
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Jazelle: "Ok I'm here what happened?"
Kuda: "He was teaching me sword fighting...and he like fell down."
Jazelle: "He's coming to..."
Drizzt: "No more scampi please Kuda." He then passes out again.
Jazelle: "Didn't I tell you to stop feeding him? He's a light weight drow not some WWC Wrestler who eats a cow as a snack between lunch and dinner. At the rate your feeding him he will blow up like ah....Marlon Brando."
Kuda: "Well ah, he was hungry and I figured... Well! He was happy to teach me sword fighting and I won."
Jazy looks Kuda over then looks at Drizzt. "Yea, right pull the other leg please."
Drizzt: "I could use another Bloody Mary...my head hurts."
Jazy looks daggers at Kuda who suddenly looks away and is interested in what's happening in the examining room next door. There is some guy who keeps telling the doctor he saw this big black cat walking down the hallway then it vanished in a poof of smoke.
Jazelle: "Tell you what if you behave I'll get you some ginger mead."
Drizzt wakes up bright eyed and bushy tailed. (Pretty good for a drow who does not have a tail.)
Drizzt: "Yes, Mama Jazy."
Kuda: "Yes, Mama Jazy."
Jazelle: "Oh, great...let's see mead is legal in I think West Virginia. Boys want to go and see a coal mine?"
Drizzt recovers from Bloody Mary...
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Drizzt, Kuda and Jazelle walk out of the hospital with Drizzt still shambling around weakly, Kuda and Jazelle holding him not to fall.
Kuda: I'm really sorry for this but he likes to eat so much...and besides I whitnessed him in battle! It was amazing!
Jazelle: Ok, we cleared that, but I think he still needs our support in this world. I suggest that we get him a job.
Kuda: You have his ID card with you? Signed?
Jazelle: Yep, I do.
Drizzt: I can walk on my own, there's no need to hold me on. (turns to me) That drink was really strong, do you have more?
Kuda: NO! Drizzt, it was a mistake, promise me that you'll drink only water in your life.
Drizzt: Ok, ok, I promise... where are you leading me now?
(Eladriewen joins us)
Eladriewen: I heard of what happened. Where are you leading him?
Jazelle:To Virginia State Job center. We must get him a job. Otherwise, he will just wander through our houses and ruin them.
Drizzt: You will get me a job!?! What will I do? Will I be a whore?
(Kuda, Jazelle and Eladriewen burst into laughter at mere thought of that idea)
We enter the job center and start looking at the job advertisments...
The clerks regard Drizzt curiously, as he says aloud: "What does a cook at the restaurant do? What is a restaurant anyway?"
Kuda: It's a place where people come to feed,
Jazelle: It's what you call an inn.
Eladriewen: A cook cooks meals for those people who visit the inn.
Kuda: (whispers to Jazelle): No way, he could get in touch with Bloody Mary again there. We should look for something else.
Drizzt (looking at the another advertisment): What is the Judo Trainer?
Eladriewen: He ...um...teaches people how to fight...
Jazelle: With no weapons.
Kuda: It could suit you, don't you think? You have a very good fighting style even when unarmed.
Drizzt: Yes, I wish to do this job. Sign me in!
(Clerk regards him curiously and Eladriewen tries to hide beneath the decorative office plant. Jazelle pulls Eladriewen out of it pointing to the description: "Carnivora Stragulatia".)
(Jazelle walks to the clerk with Drizzt after her with ID card in his hand, showing it to the clerk proudly. Clerk reads it: "Drizz...Drizzt Do'Urd...Rash and shakes his head, confused.)
Jazelle: I would like to apply him to the Judo trainer job.
Clerk: You're lucky, that place is still free. The job is yours!
(Drizzt proudly smiles at all three of us)
Clerk:You start at 8th O'clock tomorrow (Jazelle handles Drizzt her watch and explains him what it does).
All four leave the Job center proud of their achievments and then they wonder who will take Drizzt in for that remaining time (about 18 h total).
(Kuda remains himself to destroy the remaining bottle of Bloody Mary at his house in order to protect Drizzt from himself.
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